UNFOLLOW FRIENDS
I’ll be your unfollow friend
And you can think you’re mine.
We’ll post what we think’s beautiful
And hope that love is blind.
I’ll never have to look at you
Be jealous, bored, or kind!
And you can let me bitch and moan
Cuz out of sight don’t mind.
And if our insecurities
From the dearth of likes and shares
Forces us to double check
To see if we’re still there
We‘ll do so unbeknownst to us
And none the worse for ware
Cuz who would ever want to know
A friend stopped by to stare?
So be my best unfollow friend
And show me how you care
By never giving second thoughts
To this friend who isn’t there.
- HENDERSON